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Idle Thoughts ... Not actually a joke per se, but I thought the retired core membership (aka "the old and bold") might appreciate the end of a telephone conversation overheard recently. We came into the room jus... Started 11^th Mar, 2018 at 2:32pm by Mike Good	1	2,548	4^th Nov, 2021 at 8:43am By: Dave Lowry
Scottish Christmas Joke A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery ... Started 13^th Dec, 2012 at 8:53am by Richard Jenner	0	4,046	13^th Dec, 2012 at 8:53am By: Richard Jenner
Nobel Prize Nobel Prize John, the farmer, was in the chicken raising business. He had several hundred young egg-laying hens called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. <br ... Started 29^th Apr, 2009 at 4:14pm by Alfie Bass (Guest)	0	3,183	29^th Apr, 2009 at 4:14pm By: Alfie Bass (Guest)
Briefing for FCs and ABMs prior to Engineers' Walk - Understanding Engineers Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yeste... Started 8^th Aug, 2010 at 10:22pm by Dave Lowry	3	6,025	14^th Sep, 2011 at 9:57pm By: Mike Clarke
Language Skills !!!!! The following was run at my German Class last night. I thought you might find it as hilarious as I did: 1. Go to Google. 2. Enter - Thinking German (or German Thinking) - in the Search Box.... Started 14^th May, 2010 at 8:18am by Dave Lowry	2	4,110	27^th May, 2010 at 4:04pm By: Jan Cobb
Wellingtons? Two Irish builders are sitting high up on a New York skyscraper being built, when one of them suddenly stands up, steps off the building and plummets to his death. The foreman races up to the oth... Started 20^th Jun, 2009 at 9:18pm by Ian McGeachie (Guest)	0	4,227	20^th Jun, 2009 at 9:18pm By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
Do twins ... ? • Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? • What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? • If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no l... Started 27^th Feb, 2018 at 1:20pm by Joe Marsden	0	1,221	27^th Feb, 2018 at 1:20pm By: Joe Marsden
GOLF Strange Golf Quotes: The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino My favourite shots are the practice... Started 3^rd Jun, 2010 at 11:40am by David Todd (Guest)	0	2,655	3^rd Jun, 2010 at 11:40am By: David Todd (Guest)
Courses for Men - By Wives Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by July 30th 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTEN... Started 29^th May, 2009 at 9:45am by Dave Lowry	0	3,849	29^th May, 2009 at 9:45am By: Dave Lowry
Falklands Transcript Conversation overheard on VHF Guard 121.5 MHz Argentine Air Defence Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Argentine airspace. Identify yourself.' Aircraft: 'This is a British... Started 29^th Jul, 2012 at 6:43pm by Mike Good	1	16,708	29^th Jul, 2012 at 9:22pm By: Mike Clarke
One liners suitable for the family at Christmas Some of these are even worse than the cracker jokes! Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazyl... Started 22^nd Dec, 2012 at 7:03pm by Richard Jenner	0	3,714	22^nd Dec, 2012 at 7:03pm By: Richard Jenner
Silly Season? A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a ... Started 16^th Jan, 2009 at 10:31pm by Jan Cobb	0	2,470	16^th Jan, 2009 at 10:31pm By: Jan Cobb
Cheap Flights - or are they ?? Please excuse the slightly questionable language. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM Rgds Dave Lowry Started 23^rd Mar, 2011 at 12:26pm by Dave Lowry	1	3,964	23^rd Mar, 2011 at 2:58pm By: Dave Lowry
Extra Rations With military recruitment proving difficult, the rules were relaxed and group of Cannibals were allowed joined the Army. The CO welcomed them to the unit "Lovely to have you chaps here with us, j... Started 20^th Jun, 2013 at 2:29pm by Dave Lowry	0	2,805	20^th Jun, 2013 at 2:29pm By: Dave Lowry
Jokes Recently in Cardiff a large family suffered the loss of an Uncle in a car accident. He was taken to the local hospital but found to be cold as mutton - I mean dead - on entry. A Post-mortem was carr... Started 13^th Oct, 2009 at 11:47am by Peter D Cross (Guest)	1	4,071	24^th Mar, 2010 at 5:03pm By: Peter D Cross (Guest)
One liners These are very Milton Jones: The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted... Started 22^nd Jul, 2012 at 10:09am by Richard Jenner	1	9,442	30^th Jul, 2012 at 10:03am By: Jan Cobb
Tesco horse burgers - these will make you cringe...... or whinny Have you tried the new horse burgers, low in fat and high in shergar. Anyone know what to do with these 100 horse burgers I`ve been saddled with. I had a horse burger for... Started 26^th Jan, 2013 at 5:11pm by Richard Jenner	1	3,827	14^th Feb, 2013 at 9:41pm By: Andy Wilkins
The Bus Conductor A bus conductor pushes one of his passengers to off the bus and kills him. At the trial he is found guilty of murder and is sentenced to the electric chair. As a last meal he asks for a bunch of... Started 17^th May, 2009 at 7:23pm by Ian McGeachie (Guest)	0	2,731	17^th May, 2009 at 7:23pm By: Ian McGeachie (Guest)
Don't be afraid to smile Don't be afraid to smile once in a while: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Things Adults Learn from Kids -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=... Started 28^th Apr, 2009 at 10:02pm by Jan Cobb	0	3,769	28^th Apr, 2009 at 10:02pm By: Jan Cobb
Wonderfully British WONDERFULLY BRITISH !...... On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English are too stuffy... Started 13^th Nov, 2013 at 5:37pm by Dave Lowry	0	3,947	13^th Nov, 2013 at 5:37pm By: Dave Lowry

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